Thanks, Now what you see is where I hang out. Notice that the cover never gets put on the PC. That's 'cause I swap my D drive frequently. I also have to smack the cooling fan from time to time. I've got a new one but I can't find my Round TO-IT thing. Yes that's a slinky on top of the PC. Got to have something to do while some web pages load. What you don't see to the right is a 100W amp that drives the speakers when mama isn't home. Also there is a HP-680C printer, a HP-3300C scanner, and another full PC for the Grandkids to play on. Got a turn table too. Remember those black round things with squigilly lines all over them? Now I put all those squigilly lines on CD's fer a price. - - Now on with the BIO! - - First gulp!

Jay's Bio
First chugalug!

Born in 19-TOO long ago, I think in Ko KO MO, Indian Place. My Bedroom, Work Shop, Ham Radio Shack while in High School! "W4TQH" since 1956 Just a little sip! Married the PRETTEST girl around. Will be 44+ years in July of this year.(or next!) The way we usta was! Before it was this! Who would have thought then? Another little sip! DON'T have enough Grandchildren. A full gulp! Love playing with my web page and listening to midi files I have collected, Over 10,000 so far and going strong. I record them to cassett so I can play them while on the road. I sometimes have to travel on personal business. A little sip again! Now sums of you might wondurs why, being an ex-Horn Player, it is that I don't sequence like all of the artists on my music pages. Well tis lik this. Lost teeth about 30 years ago and ain't found a plate that fits. Plus I got too left hands and nuthin upstars to guide them with. (Sequencing can be done by copying the music into the program and then saying "I DID IT !). OK IF YOUR A CHEATER - GO AHEAD !) Some people just can't cut it in the real world BUT IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT, IT AIN'T YOURS ! A good Chug, A good Gulp, and A BIG Swig! Worked as Broadcast Engineer, Radio Tower Maintenance (Yes that was me way up there), Radio Technician, Electronic Engineer, and System Design Engineer for Racing Communications. Played second bugle in the HARVEY SEEDS AMERICAN LEGION POST drum and bugle corps in Miami, Florida Was fired from my last position because when Daddy gave the company to his sons, thay cleared house for their needling friends. Know as little about compooters as I can, even though I earned my living that way too. NEVER COULD FIX THE DAMN THINGS RIGHT. A chug and a gulp! Wife wearing Richard Petty's hat. Still pretty as she was when she was in the tub! "Yes it really is Richard Petty's hat" (CLIK HAT FOR STORY) 'nuther sip CLICK HERE to hear what it really sounds like on the pit fence at a Nascar race! (It's a big wav file so it takes time to load) Also for best sound use your headphones and turn the volume way up! If'n you got the nerve, squoze the headphones tight on yer ears till yer body shakes. NOW YOU GOT IT! The REAL Sound! OH Well! - - Now I'm Retarded. Don't 'member what I drunk den! Knew some 'portin people in my day! Like - - Larry (krown on his head), some Wa Wa girl 'bout 9 or 10. (you've come a long way Baby), a couple of ass stra nots that was first round the moon(one of them became my boss so's I got to no him purty well), a big fella that fell and broke his lag slidding on stage, two big okrastraw liders, one was Gi Lumbard or sumptin and the tother was LEE Roy Anderslung. Nu Bill Kullin, Johnee Toe Muss, Jerri Witch Ner, and my Rmy Ser Gent. He was a mess too. I did no'd some 'Portant peopl in my day. Been meetin lots of new ones too. Mostly I meet them at the slot car trak. Lik big belly-1, and big belly-2 (don't want too chow their pics it might imbarrass them). I've met lot's of other 'portant peopl too. Got most of their pictures on the web site. Yes, I no sum mitey 'portint peopl. Kinde of growed to luv em all! I guess that's bout all 'ceptin I like - lookin at purty young girls ( older ones too!), my country purified water using some home brew corn licker. Shows up mostly on my web pages and emails. Doesn't hurt my luvin though. The way I is today! DONNIE "B." please note the "GA." curl on the Bill Picture taken by grand son. 2/12/02 Got my good looks from my Great Grandmother! Just to sho ya'll I still can. Leastways when I ain't got no JUG. Fer de moto buffers, mine is a Cow-of-Saky 650. Fer our young son it's a Brit Tryumfff 650. Note! - He drives slot cars too! " IT'S ALL TRUE TOO! " almoat anyways Now that you know me shake my hand and tell 'bout yourself. - SEND AN email: Jug's gone! To: Grandpa Smith" A DIRECT DECENDANT OF ADDDAMMM AND EVVVE SMITH " JUST A PASSING THOUGHT! We all tend to look back at our past and our accomplishments and admire the glitter. This is good and heathly BUT! One must always keep in mind the glitter we see in ourselves is not gold and fades away. The only way to buff up and shine the glitter is to: ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING ELSE! so - JUST KEEP ON TRUCK'N JS 2002 N O W ! - - - L E T 'S - - G O - - T O : S A N T A S - - F O R - - Y O U !