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Most Biographys are BORING to REED!

Mine AIN'T !

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I hope Ya'll brung your big salt shakers with ya.
Your going to need it. Taking One Grain
DOSEN'T CUT IT HERE.


CLICK PICK for close up!

O.K. folks. Pause for a bit so I can get my little jug.
It's on the compooter desk.
" P A U S E "

- - - "MY Theme Song"
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- - - - "Whiskey Before Breakfast" by GARY ALLEN
"MY MOUNTAIN UPBRINGING"

- - First sip!
Thanks, Now what you see is where I hang out. Notice
that the cover never gets put on the PC. That's 'cause
I swap my D drive frequently. I also have to smack the
cooling fan from time to time. I've got a new one but
I can't find my Round TO-IT thing.
Yes that's a slinky on top of the PC. Got to have
something to do while some web pages load.
What you don't see to the right is a 100W amp that
drives the speakers when mama isn't home. Also there is
a HP-680C printer, a HP-3300C scanner, and another full
PC for the Grandkids to play on. Got a turn table too.
Remember those black round things with squigilly lines
all over them? Now I put all those squigilly lines
on CD's fer a price. - - Now on with the BIO! - -
First gulp!

Jay's Bio
First chugalug!

Born in 19-TOO long ago, I think
in Ko KO MO, Indian Place.

My Bedroom, Work Shop, Ham Radio Shack
while in High School!
"W4TQH" since 1956

Just a little sip!

Married the PRETTEST girl around.
Will be 44+ years in July of this year.(or next!)
The way we usta was!

Before it was this!

Who would have thought then?

Another little sip!

DON'T have enough Grandchildren.
A full gulp!

Love playing with my web page and
listening to midi files I have collected,
Over 10,000 so far and going strong.
I record them to cassett so I can play
them while on the road. I sometimes
have to travel on personal business.
A little sip again!

Now sums of you might wondurs why, being an
ex-Horn Player, it is that I don't sequence like
all of the artists on my music pages. Well tis
lik this. Lost teeth about 30 years ago and
ain't found a plate that fits. Plus I got too
left hands and nuthin upstars to guide them with.

(Sequencing can be done by copying the music
into the program and then saying "I DID IT !).
OK IF YOUR A CHEATER - GO AHEAD !)
Some people just can't cut it in the real world
BUT IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT, IT AIN'T YOURS !

A good Chug, A good Gulp, and A BIG Swig!

Worked as Broadcast Engineer, Radio Tower
Maintenance (Yes that was me way up there),
Radio Technician, Electronic Engineer, and
System Design Engineer for Racing Communications.
Played second bugle in the HARVEY SEEDS AMERICAN
LEGION POST drum and bugle corps in Miami, Florida
Was fired from my last position because when
Daddy gave the company to his sons, thay cleared
house for their needling friends.
Know as little about compooters as I can,
even though I earned my living that way too.
NEVER COULD FIX THE DAMN THINGS RIGHT.

A chug and a gulp!

Wife wearing Richard Petty's hat.
Still pretty as she was when she was in the tub!
"Yes it really is Richard Petty's hat"
(CLIK HAT FOR STORY)

'nuther sip

CLICK HERE to hear what it really sounds
like on the pit fence at a Nascar race!

(It's a big wav file so it takes time to load)
Also for best sound use your headphones and turn the volume way up!

If'n you got the nerve, squoze the headphones tight
on yer ears till yer body shakes. NOW YOU GOT IT!
The REAL Sound!

OH Well! - - Now I'm Retarded.
Don't 'member what I drunk den!

Knew some 'portin people in my day! Like - -
Larry (krown on his head), some Wa Wa girl
'bout 9 or 10. (you've come a long way Baby),
a couple of ass stra nots that was first
round the moon(one of them became my boss so's
I got to no him purty well), a big fella that fell and broke
his lag slidding on stage, two big okrastraw
liders, one was Gi Lumbard or sumptin and the
tother was LEE Roy Anderslung. Nu Bill Kullin,
Johnee Toe Muss, Jerri Witch Ner, and my Rmy
Ser Gent. He was a mess too. I did no'd some
'Portant peopl in my day.
Been meetin lots of new ones too. Mostly I meet
them at the slot car trak. Lik big belly-1,
and big belly-2 (don't want too chow their pics
it might imbarrass them). I've met lot's of
other 'portant peopl too. Got most of their pictures
on the web site. Yes, I no sum mitey 'portint peopl.
Kinde of growed to luv em all!

I guess that's bout all 'ceptin I like - lookin
at purty young girls ( older ones too!), my country
purified water using some home brew corn licker.
Shows up mostly on my web pages and emails.
Doesn't hurt my luvin though.

The way I is today!
DONNIE "B." please note the "GA." curl on the Bill

Picture taken by grand son. 2/12/02

Got my good looks from my Great Grandmother!

Just to sho ya'll I still can.
Leastways when I ain't got no JUG.
Fer de moto buffers, mine is a Cow-of-Saky 650.
Fer our young son it's a Brit Tryumfff 650.
Note! - He drives slot cars too!

" IT'S ALL TRUE TOO! "
almoat anyways

Now that you know me shake my hand and tell
'bout yourself. - SEND AN email:

Jug's gone!
To: Grandpa Smith" A DIRECT DECENDANT OF
ADDDAMMM AND EVVVE SMITH "

JUST A PASSING THOUGHT!
We all tend to look back at our past and our
accomplishments and admire the glitter.
This is good and heathly BUT!

One must always keep in mind the glitter we
see in ourselves is not gold and fades away.
The only way to buff up and shine the glitter
is to: ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING ELSE!
so - JUST KEEP ON TRUCK'N
JS 2002

N O W ! - - - L E T 'S - - G O - - T O :

S A N T A S - - F O R - - Y O U !

Enjoyed your visit - - Thank you and Please come again!
I wanna go BACK HOME!